Pointless Ramblings

Today is our 3rd wedding anniversary. Yipeee. I know everyone is excited. I can tell by the lovely card we received from my parents and sisters with a chunk of their dog's hair taped to the inside. Let me tell you, nothing quite says "Happy Anniversary, Loved Ones" like a ball of mangled poodle fur. Nyah, our terrorist puppy, celebrated last night by pulling off a string of our berber carpet and RUNNING WITH IT. If you know what berber carpet is, it's the kind where there are long strings of carpet that are tied together in tight little loops so if you snag it, you've got a line of no carpet. That's what we've got now -- a really classy bald spot. And just as a sign of respect for this sacred day, she made sure to do it in the most noticeable place in the entire house. This occurred right before she chewed up my new flip-flops I bought 2 days ago to replace the ones she destroyed before. I think I've decided that the only thing I want for our anniversary is to throw that dog on the street. A BUSY one.
Just kidding, Humane Society of Missouri! Ha Ha! I LOVE my puppy!


How could such a cute puppy do such horrible things?!