Jonathan has been enjoying his EMT class and has spent many hours pouring through his textbook. I initially was proud of him, but now I realize he just wants to use this knowledge against me.
Tonight we were brushing our teeth and having a loving conversation, when he told me, "If you don't watch it, I'll punch you in your manubrium." I quickly ran into the computer room to ask Wikipedia where I was about to be attacked. Apparently the manubrium is the upper part of the sternum. Now you know, just in case a loved one threatens YOU in this manner.
He has subsequently informed me that he will attack my olecranon, acromion and zygomatics in the near future. Wow. Not good.
:)
1 comment:
Kristi-you are so funny and clever with your little posts. That made me chuckle.
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